Oh, I’ll bet he was after those Keebler Cookies…
An unusual story about a man who was found caught in a hollow tree:
If he hadn’t have gotten out safely, I wouldn’t have found it worthy of a chuckle.
Oh, you never would believe where those Keebler Cookies come from; they’re baked by little elves in a hollow tree.
And what do you think makes those Keebler Cookies so good?
They’re baked in magic ovens and there’s no factory!
Gee, wonder if he’ll tell us what the magic over looks like…